i hope you guys can see the complexity of this piece. read once all the way through, then read it excluding the words in parentheses, and then read only the words in parentheses :) (this is what i do to avoid math) (it was so difficult and took me forever) (appreciate it please omg)
holy shit the parentheses
This is amazing. Snaps and claps for you!!! Seriously brilliant ❤❤❤❤
(Source: praises, via raunchyreeve)
is it acceptable to lay on my floor until i feel better about myself
that, or until you realize you are an easier target for spiders when laying there….
You bitch. Now I’m freaking out about spiders.
I’ll get ya back, Courtney.
But yeah, totally acceptable. It’s the way tumblr copes.
A perfectly packed meal is a beautiful thing.
(Source: chasingmyowndream, via inzepoket)
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
im crying
lol nice try, vegan
I FUCKING KNEW IT
its back
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